Total Medals Earned: 78 (From 13 different games.) Total Medal Score: 925 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/35 points)
You can always use giblets if there aren't any severed heads lying around.
Cut more than prices in half.
asSALT the elf.
You pulled him off.
...or roast limbless elf corpse, whatever.
Remember the true meaning of Christmas and pray to RoboJesus.
It's a rerun... damned Christmas specials.
Medals Earned: 4/30 (35/600 points)
Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Cast a spell for the first time.
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Stand on ice and slide around.
Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Cast a level 3 spell.
Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Reach an experience level of 30.
Max out your HP and MP.
Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Collect every coin in every level.
Open every treasure chest in every level.
Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.
Medals Earned: 10/20 (130/500 points)
Burn someone to a crisp
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Collect 20 crates in one match
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Get a 3x multikill
Get a 4x multikill
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Go offscreen and recover
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Play 10 deathmatch games
Get a 5x multikill
Knock someone into space
Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Knock someone into the stratosphere
Medals Earned: 8/16 (155/500 points)
Clear floor 1
Clear floor 2
Clear floor 4
Clear floor 3
Clear floor 6
Clear floor 5
Clear floor 7
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete the game on Hell mode
Medals Earned: 6/20 (160/490 points)
Find 1 secret area
Save 20 survivors
Kill 60 leapers
Destroy 10 mech suits
Kill 25 soldiers
Kill 200 enemies
Fully upgrade your grenade launcher
Fully upgrade your health
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Fully upgrade your laser cannon
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Fully upgrade your pistol
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Destroy 4 UFOs
Kill 60 aliens
Get 500 points in Blastoid
Find all 15 secret areas
Complete the game
Destroy 50 lights, 25 trash
Medals Earned: 3/5 (100/210 points)
Defeat Dad Clock
Defeat Strawberry Clock
Defeat Pico and Nene
Win the game with more than 70 hp remaining
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/460 points)
Defeat the boombox man
Defeat the 1337 agent and... "friends"
Defeat the A.T.P. engineer
Defeat Mag Agent: Torture
Defeat Sanford and Deimos
Defeat Sanford THEN Deimos
Medals Earned: 5/8 (65/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
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Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)